Murder on Anonomy Part One

The thing about most reading sites, that is just what they do : read. You as writer are requested not to bang on about your own work or you will be ignored – even ejected. Facebook is hard work, Twitter is idiotic, what we need is some virtual reality scenario that doesn’t involve forking out huge wads of cash every other minute, where you can build up a network of friends in a matter of minutes and then send them invites to join all your other groups, all leading ultimately to your book account . . .

Bogworld – now that might just do . . .

‘VioletKitty has sent you a message.’

Click.

‘Hi, I’m VioletKitty, I saw your profile and was most impressed . . .’

On yer bike.

‘Jodhpur has sent you a message.’

Click.

‘Hi there, would you like to join the group ‘Time for Time’ in which members exchange their latest time-saving experiences so they can spend more time online blogging and sharing . . .’

Time-waster.

‘Spurs has sent you a message.’

Click.

‘Welcome to my world ! As a result of a life-changing experience, I am now offering my acquired knowledge in a stupendous special offer ebook, which you can downloard partially for free – once you have found how brilliant the first part is, you will I am sure want to download the rest from the link on my profile, for the very special one-time fee . .’

Get lost.

‘New mail in your inbox’

‘Message from Anonomy :

Dear Members,

We understand there has been a glut of spurious accounts mushrooming on the site, resulting in an avalanche of spam messages; these were we understand due to a glitch in the system, which has now been resolved. Please feel free to try out the new system and let us know of any other problems you experience.’

Username : Puke

Password : Vomit

Click.

Congratulations ! You have now successfully opened your own account on Bogworld.

Bogworld offers a whole new take on web activity : sharing, gaming, networking, socialising. You can make friends and participate in the forums, post messages, send invites, share hobbies, interests and activities. So what are you waiting for ? Get Bogging !

(Don’t forget, the aim of this site is to help make friends and share activities – SO GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SOME!!! :D)

Puke has sent a friend request to KittyMouse.

Puke has sent a friend request to Belcher.

Puke has sent a friend request to Possumtrousers.

Puke has sent a friend request to Nuke.

Puke has sent a friend request to CrumbleBum.

Puke has sent a friend request to Violent!!

Puke has sent a friend request to ManicRobot.

Puke has sent a friend request to BarelyHuman.

Puke has sent a friend request to AntiChrist301

Puke has sent a friend request to Whiskers.

Puke has joined the group ‘WhackyDudes’

Puke has joined the group ‘UndoneAgain!’

Puke has joined the group ‘Help!’

Puke has joined the group ‘Apocalypse Nearly’

Puke has joined the group ‘CamelsAhoy!’

Puke has joined the group ‘GreatNewFinds’

. .. .

‘New mail in your inbox’

‘Message from Anonomy :

‘Hello EtherAuthor,

You’ve received a new comment on your book!

To read the message on anonomy.com, click the link below, or copy and paste it into your browser

http://anonomy.com/books/Murder on Anonomy/comment 01.

We look forward to seeing you on the site.

Thanks,

The anonomy team’

http://anonomy.com/books/Murder on Anonomy

Comments section.

‘Um, like, what is this, exactly ? I mean, there are no cartoons, no graffiti, just a whole lot of words . . .I don’t do reading, man ! Does my head in ! Duuuh!

BarelyHuman.’

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Published on November 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm  Leave a Comment  

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