Murder on Anonomy Part Three

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PinkSocks : Hi, you there ?
Ripe Tom : I’m here. Thnx for email. I just signed up to Bogworld, username Oh Wilde so you know which one is me. What next ? What’s the plan ?
PS: We beat him at his own game : make friends, get them onto Anonomy to back our books (and maybe diss his too . . . ) maybe take some of his friends prisoner on Bogworld, even take over his area – what you think ?
RT: Dunno. Could work. Isn’t there something more final we could do? Like getting him banned from the web ? LOL. Ok, but maybe we need some more people.
PS : I was talking to Grunge – I think he’ll join in too.
RT : How much time is this going to take ?
PS : Look how quickly he got where he is , just on his own – with three of us ?
RT : Ok, I should be writing really . . . but I’ll get onto it.
PS : When you like. See you there, then – Oh Wilde LOL
RT : Ok.
(Ripe Tomatoes has signed out)

My Blog :
Hello World ! (You can edit this later on)
Day 13
Well, it’s just got more exciting. Since becoming a pirate and starting a mutiny, we made a few walk the plank and have now taken over the island. Quite enjoying this so far. Oh, and every time I add a friend to my crew, I send them a link to my book on Anonomy, plus the Utube video showing them how to back. Networking. Way to go. I’ve started taking prisoners too. 400 so far, to be exact. And what do the prisoners have to do to be free ? Back my book, Simples. Took another 40 prisoners just ten minutes ago . . . My book has now jumped a total of 160 places in half that time, what with my groups, prisoners, friends as well as a paltry few fellow Anonomers.

So far, this has gone pretty smoothly, which makes me wonder what is going to go wrong . . .
Should be on the Editor’s Desk by the end of this month at this rate.

Of course, there are those on Anonomy who evince some displeasure at the speed with which ‘Murder on Anonomy’ is shooting up through the ranks; more ‘death threats’ . . if rather muted this time, since the last member to do that got his account deleted . . . Not a lot I or anyone else can do anyway, as to all intents and purposes I have done nothing that actually break any rules. It’s all just a question of promotion. And I don’t have to back peoples’ books if I don’t think much of them . . .Think I’ll do some more ‘comments’ – oh, and ratings. Don’t want competition after all. . .
Comment : Dear Author, this doesn’t work. Think again.
Comment : Shows promise, but needs work. Try harder.
Comment : Dear Author, this doesn’t work. Think again.
Comment : Shows promise, but needs work. Try harder.
Comment : Dear Author, this doesn’t work. Think again.
Comment : Shows promise, but needs work. Try harder.
Comment : Dear Author, this doesn’t work. Think again.
Comment : Shows promise, but needs work. Try harder.

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‘Welcome back to Bogworld ! We missed you ! You have 500 friends, you have taken 450 prisoners (freed 350) and you have accumulated 1,530 credits.
Do you want to go to level 2 ?’

Mmmm. Don’t know if I do. Quite happy here. Perhaps I’ll go and take some more prisoners . . .another island . . .I’ve only covered a small area so far – there must be masses more people around here . . .

‘Welcome to Virtual Bogworld ! You have a new friend request!’
‘Hello, Puke. Whiskers wants to be your friend.’
‘Welcome aboard, Whiskers. Do you want to be a prisoner, or back my book straight away to save time ?’
‘Uh, I don’t know. Do I have a choice ?’
‘Well, you’ve landed on my island, so it’s imprisonment or back my book ! Or clean up my garden shed.’
‘Think I’ll clean the shed then . .’
‘Ok. You’ll still have to back my book, though.’
‘Geez.’

(Whiskers has deleted his account.)

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Published on December 3, 2010 at 3:02 pm  Leave a Comment  

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